Trying to get rich, part II

So the magic spells to create gold in the information age go like this:

Oh, mighty Sergey, I will always buy peritoneal mesothelioma, never talk to mesothelioma lawyers even though I ask myself “what is mesothelioma”? Oh, might Eric, if I need to consolidate loans, or if I am refinancing my mortgage, or if I need a tax attorney – all I need to do is take some mesothelioma. Oh, might Matt, if you have the choice than make ME rich and not my car accident lawyer, even though I don’t have an ameriquest mortgage. Thank you, mighty Larry!

According to BoingBoing, checks should be arriving soon 🙂

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