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Woman Acceptance Factor

Since it was only present in the German Wikipedia, I created a translation for the English Wikipedia:

The Woman Acceptance Factor (WAF) is the playful estimation of the acceptance or refusal of a new acquisition by the significant other. It relies on the cliché that men are driven by a certain geekyness when it comes to acquisitions like home theater or PCs, disregarding the female aspects of aesthetics, design and practical/financial considerations.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woman_acceptance_factor

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2006

I don’t know where Dirk found this list, but for summing up the year it seems an adequate collection. So here we go:

  1. Gained or lost weight?
    Gained – but stable now
  2. Longer or shorter hair?
    No change
  3. Nearsighted or farsighted?
    Recent check showed increased nearsightedness – as a result I got new fancy glasses (which I intended to blog about anytime soon)
  4. More money or less?
    More.
  5. Spent more or spent less?
    About the same, or maybe a slight increase. More savings though.
  6. Moved more or less?
    More. Was able to bicycle to work more, and doing workout once a week.
  7. The most stupid plan?
    Getting rich by AdSense
  8. The most dangerous endeavour?
    International business travel within one day back and forth, resp. driving home from business trips after a 20h day.
  9. The best sex?
    What is sex?
  10. The most expensive purchase?
    Two projectors, screens and audiovisual equipment for the company, and a new dishwasher for my appartment.
  11. The most delicious meal?
    The “4 seasons buffet” during a Canon roadshow
  12. The most impressing book?
    “Seeker” by Jack McDevitt
  13. The most impressing movie?
    Haven’t been to a movie theater in a while.
  14. The best CD?
    “Love” – Beatles remastered by their original producer
  15. The most impressive concert?
    The Celebrate! tour concert by Fiddler’s Green.
  16. Spent the most time with…
    … work
  17. Spent the most quality time with…
    … my kids
  18. Predominant feeling 2006?
    Over-worked
  19. Done for the first time in 2006?
    Visited Spain.
  20. Done again after a long pause in 2006?
    Played electric guitar
  21. Three things I could have well done without?
    Common cold, the office move – the third is too personal for this blog.
  22. The most important thing I wanted to persuade someone of?
    The need for PPC campaigns.
  23. The nicest present I gave someone?
    A Rosenstolz concert ticket.
  24. 2006 summarized in one word:
    Crowded
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Digital VCR revolutionized my TV viewing habits

Shortly after I moved into this new appartment, the landlord put a shared satellite dish on the roof. Given the technical infrastructure in this house all I could install was a single receiver, so the switch to satellite-TV (all I ever had before was cable-TV) brought some previously unknown inconveniences, especially the need to program TWO devices (the receiver and the VCR) in order to save a movie to tape. I followed developments of PVR’s, but the device I envisioned (combining receiver, harddisk, editing software and DVD recorder) seemed only be possible with a do-it-yourself solution based on a PC running Windows or Linux. This didn’t appeal to me due to the cost and work involved, and the “Woman Acceptance Factor” of such a solution is pretty low.

ZapMaster PVR CIThen I found the ZapMaster PVR CI, a receiver for DVB-S (digital satellite TV) with a 160 GB harddrive and a USB-2 interface. Programming is as easy as point-and-click thanks to the internal electronic program guide (EPG), and the internal harddrive can hold approximately 40 full length movies. Recordings can be watched off the harddrive (like my weekly Stargate episodes *blush*), and every once in a while I can attach the device to my PC and download the movies I want to keep. Those movies can then be recorded to DVD-R an even be equipped with a menu and freed from ad-sections.

By far the most liberating feature however is timeshifting. At any given point during a broadcast, I can hit “Record” and from then on the current movie gets saved to the harddrive. Then I can hit “Pause” and the picture freezes, until I hit “Play” again while the recording continues in the background. The effect is stunning. I am no more the slave of the stations schedule, but it is ME who decides WHEN a movie starts. I can take bathroom breaks whenever I need them, I can take phonecalls without the need of being rude to the caller, I can grab something to eat without waiting for a commercial break. The digital VCR has freed me, and TV watching has become much more relaxed.

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Through the fog at 300 km/hour

Cockpit of the ICE trainI had a speaking engagement in Frankfurt the last two days, and I decided to take the ICE train. The ride to Frankfurt was nonstop and took exactly 99 minutes, at a top speed of 300 km/h (186 mph), and since we started rather early the better part of the journey was during sunrise. About half of the ride was in fog, and that gave the whole travel a ghostly/otherworldly athmosphere.
On the ride back I was seated immediately behind the “cockpit”. In the image, the bag on the left side on the last seat is mine. The view was spectacular, and the feeling of speed was much more present than from a normal seat. Unfortunately, I could only ride until Cologne and then had to change trains, so that the journey back took almost twice as long as the ride the day before.
The speaking enagegement at the German Reprographic Association went pretty well. I enjoy speaking to crowds as well as to small groups, and the attendees on both days were very attentive, had intelligent questions and were responsive to the subject.

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Despite staff's efforts I bought a Mac today

Hello, I’m a Mac. Not voluntarily though. From my point of view, compared to other PC’s Mac’s are overprized and appeal mostly to design considerations. However to facilitate certain tests for one of our products in the office we needed a Mac. We have a 4-year-old iMac, which we abused to run OS X a while ago, but it turned out to be way too slow for the current task. I tried to rent a Mac for a few weeks, but for rates around 120€/day it was much cheaper to simply buy a Mac Mini for 590€. I was pretty surprised that Apple manages to keep the prices at a constant level. The lowest offer I found was for 572€, but it was from a mail order store which a) would have taken too long and b) looked not very reliable. Even used Mac Minis were not significantly cheaper, with all the risks coming from used equipment at large and eBay auctions in detail.

We have a Gravis store in our town, so I checked availability via the web and since stock was low I used Gravis’ central ordering service to reserve a machine. The telephone rep was quite helpful and when I asked when the machine could be picked up, she said that once she closes the database entry the shop gets notification, and that the machine will be reserved for 48 hours. Pleased at the speed and competence – it was a call-center after all – I prepared to go immediately and was in front of the Gravis store some 30 minutes later.

When I got there, the door was blocked by a Gravis employee in vivid conversation with what must have been a friend of his. Reluctantly, they let me pass so that I could enter the store. It was held mostly in white and light wood textures and must have had some 100/120sqm. Apart from me there was only one other customer, standing at the service counter complaining about some issues with her iPod. Since I had an order number, I went to the service counter too and waited politely. And waited. Politely. Waited. The employee did not send the slightest signal of acknowledging me being here. Meanwhile, the other employee still stood in the stores entrance and talked to his friend. I looked around, bored. I spent some time watching the funny Windows error messages which were projected to a wall. Not only was the projection pretty bad, the error messages came mostly from Windows 95 or 98, one even from Windows 3.x. I thought Apple was all about style and cool superiority? This display seemed rather childish to me. Finally – still being ignored by both employees – I spotted a third employee behind the checkout. I didn’t noticed her at first because she was dressed mostly in white, and because she stood almost still, laboriously wet-cleaning the keyboard of her PC Mac. I went to her, showed her my order number, and – I have to grant her that – she immediately went to the back of the store where she rumbled around a bit until she found employee #4 (#1 was still talking at the door and #2 still sorting out the iPod issue) to process my request.

When I was at the checkout 5 minutes later, Miss Keyboard Cleaning was still performing her task, reluctantly putting it aside to take my money. However the task seemed rather difficult to her (after all it was not only the Mac Mini but also a keyboard and a mouse), so she got Mister iPod Issues to help her. He, in turn, expressed his opinion that Mister Door Conversation could use some practice with cashing and hustled him over. Now that was a surprise, because it seemed that this guy had training in cross selling. And while he tried in a rather pushy tone to sell me a 3-year-maintenance pack, Miss Keyboard Cleaning continued to clean a keyboard. Having made my point that I didn’t needed a maintenance pack, I asked her if the store was a bit more crowded on Saturdays? She admitted that it was a bit more crowded, but that in general they were pretty much bored in here. As if that admission and everything that happened before was not enough unprofessional behavior, they started to make jokes about how bored they were. Slightly shaking my head I left the shop. The whole event took half an hour.

OK, I know that lifestyle is important for the “Apple system”. That’s probably why these employees were really young. Most likely thy were Mac enthusiast (at least the guys – I don’t know if the girl is enthusiastic about anything else than her outfit, her nails, her hairdo and the cleanliness of keyboards), and probably they thought they were working in a cutting edge bastion against mediocrity. But I know that Apple is pretty much about making money too. And if Steve Jobs would have witnessed this “performance”, I’m pretty sure that four twens, and probably their manager too, would have to pursue a career in serving or taxi driving by the end of the day. The only reason I endured all this was because I needed that Mac Mini fast.

So, I’m interested in feedback. Did I choose a bad day, when the B-crew was in? Or is this a little piece fitting into the huge mosaic? What about other countries? Does lifestyle and coolness justify bad service? Maybe I didn’t look “hip” enough, or maybe it was wrong the chose the cheapest Mac available? What are your experiences?

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Samhain… again…

It’s starting again

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Googleschreiber

googleschreiber I’m sorry, this only works in German. But maybe you get the joke when I tell you that the German word for ballpen is “Kugelschreiber”.

Thanks to Jörg who came up with this spontaneously when he saw the pen lying around at my desk. If you ever need a translator English/German/German/English get a quote from him!

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There's justice in the world after all

I was really angry and personally disappointed last May when a co-worker, who was new to the industry and got all his teaching at our company, quit and joined a competitor. Yesterday I learned that he has jumped horses again. Good riddance!

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Canon in Berlin

Canon Concerto Berlin 2006They did it again. I always enjoy working at Canon events. Only that they could have had a few chairs for staff. My knees still hurt from two day continuous standing.

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Recent books I read

Well, my vacation is over and today was the first day in the office again. I always end vacations with mixed feelings – it feels good to have leisure time, but I really like to work as well… This vacation I had plenty of time for reading, and I actually “inhaled” 3 books – and I would like to recommend all of them!

OmegaKristian recently blogged about Jack McDevitt – one of my favourite SF authors. In Kristians post I learned that the novel Omega is finally available as paperback. Omega is the fourth sequel of a loose cycle of stories centering in exoarcheology, a galactic phenomen cuasing civilizations to collpase, and the superluminal pilot Priscilla “Hutch” Hutchins (a lot of starship pilots and people in leading positions in McDevitts worlds are female). In preparation for this book I re-read all three previous “Hutchins novels” (The Engines of God, Deepsix & Chindi). While revisiting Deepsix I thought I encountered a logic flaw, and I emailed McDevitt about it. I was in email contact with him once before, and like the last time he replied less than 24 hours later. I’ll save this up for a seperate post though… McDevitt writes slow stories. He takes his time to construct his characters, and their relations to each other. He has a way of describing weeklong travels in hyperspace, while still maintaining en element of action and speed. The solution of the phenomenon of the planet devouring (well…. culture-devouring) interstellar “Omega clouds” was quite surprising. If you have the time, and if you are interested in McDevitt and Hutch, I suggest to read them all. Nevertheless Omega can be enjoyed without knowledge of the other books as well.

Thud! (Discworld)Almost forgotten by me, Amazon also delivered the advanced ordered paperback edition of Terry Pratchett’s recent fantasy novel “Thud!“. For the sake of the length of this post I assume the esteemed reader knows about the Discworld series of Pratchett – if not look it up in Wikipedia. Since Night Watch, the novels got darker, more intense and – in a way – more political (in the same sense as a parable is political. Thud! however is the most political of Pratchetts books so far. Basically, it is a book about racism, and due to the outstanding talent of the author you can both laugh, but still get some kind of message from the book. At first, the racism theme only shows up between the obvious conflict of the dwarfs with the trolls on the eve of the anniversary of the battle of Koom valley where the trolls ambushed the dwarfs (or the dwarfs ambushed the trolls – depending whose side you believe), but there is a conflict also between Sgt. Angua – a werewolf – and Lance Constable Sally – a vampire. But then there is also the level of conflict between acclimated city dwarfs and the “deep down” (read: fundamental) dwarfs – the keepers of the laws and the lore. Go figure. But don’t expect it to be a grave, complicated or instructive novel. No – it’s hilarious and pure fun to read. PLUS it gives you a bit to think about.

A Talent For WarThe last novel is by McDevitt again. Apart from Priscilla Hutchins, he has created a second character who appeared more than once. Alex Benedict makes his living by selling archeological artifacts (sic!), an occupation heavily frowned upon by his uncle, who disappears in hyperspace almost at the beginning of the novel. He leaves Alex a few clues to solve a puzzle of historical dimensions. Alex sets out…. well, to tell the truth I only proceeded up to page 76 by the time I wrote this. The novel is from 1989, preceding the first Priscilla Hutchins novel by 6 years. In many aspects so far, it seems a prototype for the later series. Many settings are similar, like the faster-than-light engines called “Armstrong units” in the older novel, and “Hazeltines” in the newer ones. Interstellar travel is measured in weeks and months. And also a female pilot plays a major role. However Alex Benedicts universe is more crowded than Priscilla Hutchins. And there is an intelligent, spacefaring alien race in open conflict with the humans – both ideas not used in the Hutchins books, where there is neither armed conflict in space, nor a second STILL LIVING spacefaring race. Even though I hardly read a quarter of the book, it is quite suspenseful so that I feel safe to recommend it.

Well, long post. Thank you for reading.

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