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Archive for January, 2007

Paris II: Sentences that would be completely rubbish 5 years ago

Myself to Sean when he took photos of the Eiffel tower at night:

Michael: What resolution does your phone have?
Sean: 3 Megapixels

Paris I: WiFi wonderland – or is it?

WLAN hotspots in ParisBusiness trip to Paris. Ethernet-bound internet access in the hotel came at a “bargain” price of 23€/day (alternatively 5€/hour). Since I was in a highrise I hoped to connect to a FON hotspot 2 blocks away, but I didn’t even get its signal. However I got 34 other signals. Unfortunately, none offered open access.

I am not going to blog about Vista

I mean, who needs it? Everyone I ask does not need it, or want it, or both.

Kyrill vs. Fiddler's Green

On Thursday night I should have been on the fourth concert of the new “Drive Me Mad!” tour by Fiddler’s Green in Cologne. I intended to go there by train, so I would be able to drink a beer and might even catch some sleep on the way back. Hurricane Kyrill didn’t like these plans, and even before I finished work that day, German railways have shut down all trains first in my county, and later nationwide.
This turned out the be lucky for me, since people got stranded in Cologne where no hotel room was available due to a large fair. And even today, two days later, train schedules have not yet fully recovered.
So my next chance for the concert is in March, when the Fiddlers come to Bochum.

I'm not blogging about the iPhone

What a hype! Congratulations to my marketing colleagues at Apple Computer Inc.

Nerdcore

Michael ca. 1980 This is not Bill Gates. It’s me, ca. 1980, at the age of 13, maybe 14.
Among the Christmas presents by my mother was a CD with digitized slides (Wikipedia article on photographic slides for the younger readers) she found during a recent home improvement cleanup. The CD contained various undated images, the oldest one showing me with my baby-cousin at the age of ~7. The slides have already suffered from chemical deterioration, so the scans are pretty bad. Nevertheless they are quite valuable to me.

There were two subdirectories with images from the “Jugend forscht – Schüler experimentieren” science fair from 1982 and 1983. I participated about 5 years in a row, mostly with Biology topics, but also with IT projects.
JuFo 1982Already at my first event I won a First Prize, and was elegible to participate at the next stage, the State competition. This competition was sponsored by IBM, and it was there that I had my first experiences with the then brand-new IBM PC. This was probably the most important milestone for my carreer path, since until then I planned to pursue an education path in biology.
The image above shows me exhausted after the award ceremony. The title of my exhibits reads “The effects of different types of water available at my hometown on germination and growth of garden cress”. We had a small creek running behind the house, plus a couple of springs and wells and of course tap water. Back in the 1980ies, the farmers were quite careless with fertilizers so the water from the creek was quite full with phosphate. Unsurprisingly, the cress watered with the creek water outgrew all the other samples, but then the plant actually got burned by the fertilizer.
I participated with two follow-up projects the next two years, and met both acclaim and criticism by locals and press. A few of the farmers did not quite like what I did, but the overall reception was good. In retrospect I have to say that fertilizer use became quite a hot topic several years later. Not that I claim credit for this though.

Woman Acceptance Factor

Since it was only present in the German Wikipedia, I created a translation for the English Wikipedia:

The Woman Acceptance Factor (WAF) is the playful estimation of the acceptance or refusal of a new acquisition by the significant other. It relies on the cliché that men are driven by a certain geekyness when it comes to acquisitions like home theater or PCs, disregarding the female aspects of aesthetics, design and practical/financial considerations.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woman_acceptance_factor